Man and nurse. :)

Me, the retard :)

It's a Sunday. And I have to blog. My blogging libido has kicked in.

I feel the adrenaline rush, and I don't want to get hyper because I've just bathed and I don't want to bathe again :) I'm lazy and yeah, a water conservationist. Haha!!

Let's write on something random shall we now?? I'm feeling so hmm, evil :)

OMG!! I was talking to my friend yesterday and I purposely called him a Weedhole on his facebook profile. I was so in trouble!! He has police friends on his facebook and UMM, for your information, weed aka Marijuana is banned in this country :P Haha nearly got someone into trouble. Shucks :S

I have a toe ring :) Haha. I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing :( How true these words are.

Let's do something funny. I'll take 3 words I find on the Internet and write a short paragraph on them :)

I chose, sleeping, choked and falling. From my bestie Lynn's blog, also from a song by The Script.

Bad English from a China man :)

Scene: A Chinese man from China goes to an Amsterdam hospital.

Man: Harrow. Just now, I ees sleeping. I ees choked on some seeds, I ees eating too fast. Sorree, my Engrand bad. I no speak him good, I ees China made. You know China?? The rand of copy dogs.

Nurse: Sir, I'm sorry. I don't really understand what you're trying to say. May I refer you to my elder??

Man: Aiyo, of cush I ees elder than you. You ees looking so young. I ees very rich, you ees want to come back China wiff me?? I pay you two hundred thousand yen to be my wife.

Nurse: I'm sorry sire, I still don't get you. Do you want me to call an elder to help you??

Man: No!! I ees not falling down, ees need no help. So you ees take my offering??

Nurse: Sir, you're becoming redder and redder. Perhaps you should take a seat??

Man: Take a sit?? For what??

Nurse: You look tired, sir.

Man: Ohh, I ees no tired one. Ees taken China made Viagra. Ees called Viagwa :)

Nurse: I think I have to sedate you. You're starting to spasm.

Man: WHOA. You ees date me?? I sooo happy now.

AAHH WHY YOU EES POKE ME??

:) End of story. Haha, toodles :)