-Always wear your panties although it's much cooler without them :)
-She had a tonne of boyfriends before papa.
-She used to peep into the neighbour's son's room to stare at his apparent "cute-ness" and she got caught for it.
-She used to stuff tissues into her bra to make her boobs look bigger. (That's probably how she got dad.) ;)
-Candy makes you fat.
-Boys are weird.
-Boys come from Mars.
-Boys are the most obnoxious creatures on Earth.
-Boys are cheap-skates, but they also will lavish their pockets on you if they love you :)
Things your Mama never told you: (For boys only)
-Girls are weird.
-Girls are complicated.
-Girls are not easily pleased.
-It's fun to look up a girl's skirt.
-Girls are from Venus.
-Girls love candy, chocolates and they can be as rough as you.
-Playing too many computer games gets you cock-eyed.
-Girls hate loud obnoxious braggers.
-Dad was a rake ;)
-Girls have really nice, colourful panties that are nice to look at ;)
-Some girls like snakes :)
-Girls hate getting redundant gifts like plush toys, we love LV, Gucci and Prada bags, ANYTIME!! :P
Haha!! This is nuts!! So, I shall say, bye and enjoy ;)
Cheers, Miss Moon.
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