10 Reasons.

10 reasons to love Malaysia.

#1: They serve chendol almost everywhere.
#2: Nasi Lemak is abundant and it's cheap.
#3: Mc Donald's is very common everywhere and they have discounts from 12-3 pm.
#4: Sunny beaches are very common as well. Ooh beachessss!!
#5: It is very multi-cultural.
#6: The have Little India near my place.
#7: They have ALL kinds of dining cuisines from Mexican to German to Japanese.
#8: It is hot all year round. (Although it's becoming a nuisance.) BRING ON THE SEASONS MAN!!
#9: I love chendol. Oh did I mention it earlier??
#10: I love chendol. I ran out of reasons :( Sad :p

10 reasons why girls are smarter than guys. (According to me)

#1: Girls can multi-task, guys can't.
#2: Girls can color coordinate, guys JUST can't.
#3: Girls can differentiate hot from NOT in just one glance. Guys take a few glances :p
#4: Girls give good advice, guys just stare tongue tied when given something HUGE to handle.
#5: Girls do homework WAY faster. We do it faster simply because, GIRLS ARE SMARTER :)
#6: Guys think it's sissy to cry but little do they know that crying is good for health.
#7: Guys think they have it all but little do they know, girls enjoy more :)
#8: Girls get ALL the free drinks in clubs because we know how to "play with guys" ;) *WINK*
#9: Guys spend on girls in clubs and end up with NOTHING. LOL Keep it coming, no complains though.
#10: Girls are so smart, we can size you up in just an overall glance. (Don't think you're suave. We might just think you're a dumb wannabe *Wink*)

10 reasons why the Malaysian education system should be thoroughly evaluated.

#1: They are creating bionic robots who are less than bionic.
#2: They keep fighting over whether Math and Science should be taught in Malay or English.
#3: MOST of the school teachers and even lecturers can't speak proper English.
#4: They keep producing stereotypes in the mass.
#5: Typical Asian personality shoppers are thus borne.
#6: They feed us wham bham and expect us to memorize EVERYTHING!!
#7: Amalina who got a total of SEVENTEEN A's could not even pass the English university entrance examination and she was "the pride of Malaysia" *SPIT* No offence.
#8: They produce people with POOR language skills.
#9: They produce people with POOR communication skills.
#10: They simply produce no-brainers who don't know how to think. (Think I'm bias?? I'm one of them suffering under the education system.)

THANK GOD I CAN THINK.

He gave me a brain :)

10 reasons why we should migrate.

#1: There are hardly any human rights in Malaysia.
#2: There are hardly any animal rights here either.
#3: We grow white hair being suppressed.
#4: We are "cold" people who need cold weather.
#5: Baskin Robbins overseas is way cheaper than it is here :P
#6: Prices of book overseas are also a BARGAIN!!
#7: Prada, gucci, DC, Nike, Body Glove and all the cool labels are abundant and cheaper during off seasonal sales.
#8: They have MORE human rights for instance, Freedom of choice, speech and religion done by Maslow overseas.
#9: People actually fight for animal rights overseas.
#10: We simply are ungrateful wretches. Me included :)



A smile from the wise ole Dribble ;)